Coy: A man of character and good intentions. Handsome and strong, Coy is always kind, caring, and sweet. Coy possesses the power to destroy men, yet wouldn't hurt a fly. Witty and charming, he'll hold you in his arms all night long if you but ask. He will tell jokes to make you wet yourself as you walk the streets, hand in hand.

"Nah, they're overrated. Get a Coy."

Fisher: A big, strong, sexy, long haired male. Usually is pirate-like and eats rocks for breakfast, then shits out gunpowder.

Coy + Fisher = Eric.